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Oingo Boingo – New Generation

Hey Steph!

Vishal & Shekhar – Aazmaale Aazmaale

So last night I had this wierd dream that I had to convince a TV production company to hire a displaced Indian national living under an assumed name because he was one of the greatest film producers in Bollywood history, and that it was no concern that he had changed his name and was hiding out in the United States.

Trickbaby – Neela (feat. Saira Hussain)

This is still my favorite page to look at on Last FM.

Peter Gabriel – The Nest That Sailed The Sky

This week, which was supposed to be Bollywood, will now be a normal, run of the mill, Movie Night… We will be watching Shaolin Soccer.

Next Movie night (in two weeks, July 14th) we will have Bollywood – at which time we will watch Swades.

That is all.

Sukhbir – Gal Ban Gayee

Challenge me! I dare you!

Joseph LoDuca – Fight on the Heads

This is pretty fun… play mine or make your own.

We have a toad that lives outside our back door now. We named him Merk, short for Merkins, but also short for Mercenary. Last night we laid down on the floor and watched him eat like 4 Junebugs. He’s pretty cool. He comes up to the door almost ever night. He knows that when the lights are on, the bugs flock to the door.

The coolest part is he isn’t the least bit threatened by the dogs, and they don’t seem to give to shakes about him.

Joseph LoDuca – Justice for Sardis

I Stole these from trenthamfamily. I found 1, 4, and 5 to be the best.

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied. “We only have six, nine, or twelve,” was the reply. “So I can’t order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?” “That’s right.” So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those “dividers” that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed. After the girl had scanned all if my items, she picked up the “divider”, looking it all over for the barcode so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, “Do you know how much this is?” I said to her “I’ve changed my mind; I don’t think! I’ll buy that today.” She said “OK,” and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM “thingy.”

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you need some help?” I asked. She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?” “Hmmm, I don’t know. Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked. “No, just this remote thingy,” she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk.”

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?” Just use copier machine paper, the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five “blank” copies.

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to g give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer….. Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!

Double You – Please don’t go