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BattleBots!

Challenge me! I dare you!


Peloquin3

is a Large Robot that seeks Kittens, Flips itself Over and Over to Move, is fitted with a Chainsaw and a Soldering Iron, and runs on Kitchen Scraps.

Force: 9 Handling: 1 Weaponry: 4


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defeat peloquin3, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights peloquin3 using

Peloquin3

is a Giant Mecha-Squid that eats Nuclear Waste, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and can Change Colour.

Strength: 6 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 9


To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Peloquin3, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Peloquin3 using

Peloquin3
is a
Cake-Eating Moon Monkey

…with a Battle Rating of 4.5


To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Peloquin3, enter your name:

Joseph LoDucaFight on the Heads

3 replies on “BattleBots!”

With “Bradley”:
My Battle Robot beat your ass with handling and stalemate with force. I lost with weaponry.
Your giant battle bot beat me with all three.
But my monkey beat your monkey. Mwahahaha.

As a giant monster I win 2 of 3 on Agility and Intel, or a food-eating battle monkey, I can win. But my battle robot is shameful, only with Handling does he win against peloquin3.

blu3warri0r is a Robot that walks on Eight Legs, bristles with Antennae, occasionally Explodes, runs on Methane, and is Entirely Automated.
(Force: 5 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 0)
Build your Battle Robot.
I think its the running on Methane part combined with ‘occasionally explodes’ that does me in. Although farting is always funny. Apparantly it provides superior thrust and thus adds to the handling. Retro rockets whee.

blu3warri0r is a Giant Bee that was brought back from a Distant Volcanic Island, fires Rockets, has X-Ray Vision, can turn Invisible, and is Wreathed with Flames.
(Strength: 2 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 9)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster.
Hells ya, float like a butterfly…sting like an x-ray seeing, invisible yet wreathed in flames, rocket firing bee!

blu3warri0r is a Plankton-Eating Samurai Monkey with a Battle Rating of 4.6.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
Samurai FTW!

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