To drink my weight, I would have to chug 3539 bottles of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
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More Random Crap!
“The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn’t work.”
How is one really any better than the other?
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“While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.”
What did they do, carry around baskets just in case?
As it says on his bio on IMDB, “His surname is pronounced Cor-tez.” So why is it now that all the commercials for his new show pronounce it “Cor-TEE-zee?” Did he just wake up one day and decide to change it? Or maybe he was visiting his Grandfather, who came to this country as a boy, and was told “You dumb shit! You’re name is Corteezee! What do you want people to think, that we’re Mexicans?” Which of course would have been preceded by a sharp smack to the head. Whatever happened, he’s apparently changed it, either that or the announcer is a dumbass.
In fact, I’d like to change the pronunciation of my last name at will, too. From now on my last name will be spelled “Close” but it will be pronounced “Throatwarberler-Mangrove!”
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Hmoob?
I went to the ATM the other day and my choice of languages were English, Español, Chinese and Hmoob. What the heck is Hmoob I wondered. Well after getting online and researching it, I found that I wasn’t the only one wondering that same thing. I even found some journal entries related to this perplexing issue.