Categories
LiveJournal Archives

More Random Crap!

“The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn’t work.”

How is one really any better than the other?

Categories
LiveJournal Archives

Random Crap!

“While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.”

What did they do, carry around baskets just in case?

Categories
LiveJournal Archives

I must be really fucking bored to do one of these surveys, god damn am I bored!

Categories
LiveJournal Archives

I hate being left out of shit and then having it thrown at me like I was supposed to have been involved the whole time.

Categories
LiveJournal Archives

We were watching I Love the 80’s: Strikes Back the other day and HeatherEJCHeather made an astute observation: the stuff they’re showing on this second series is the stuff that she and I are more familiar with and strikes closer to our memories. Apparently, we liked all the stuff that was secondary in the 80’s. Oh well, I was 7-17 in the 80’s, I guess I would like the more afterthough type shit then. Not to say I’m on top of the style curve now even.

I have this inexplicable need to be useful to people in the world, I think that’s why I make stuff like this and these and put them out on the internet for the world to see. I want to think that something I do with my time is worth something to someone. My web site is full of that kind of crap, stuff I think someone else will want or need sometime. I’m not really trying to advertise myself or entertain the world, I just want to make something that someone somewhere will say “wow, I was hoping someone would make this!”

Okay, so that was my self promotion statement I guess.

A song came on my media player earlier that totally made me miss running my vampire game. I had this NPC in my game that new everyone and everything about the city and he walked around town with a huge 80’s style boombox. The idea was vaguely stolen from the video for said song, in which an anthropromorphized dog walks around on crutches trying to carry his boombox, groceries, and whatever else he’s picking up on his errands. I just liked the idea of this guy that knew everyone and walked around town all night. Everywhere he went, someone knew him and he could have a conversation at the drop of a hat, the whole time of course, carry this boombox that’s blaring and almost making conversation difficult. So whenever I ran, I would make sure that somewhere in the CD changer was at least one CD that had that one song on it. If and when that song played, no matter what, the NPC made a random, unexpected visit. Sometimes it was as bit of a stretch, but it was still bad ass. Now whenever I hear that song, I think of that NPC and my game. YEEUH.

Shit. I want to do this D&D game, but I really do prefer modern games. Doesn’t matter too much, I don’t know when I would run, who would play, or when I would have time to do the game justice.


  • The funny thing about regret is, that it’s better to regret something you have done, than something you haven’t.
  • Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed in the things that you didn’t do than in the ones you did do.
Categories
LiveJournal Archives
Categories
LiveJournal Archives

Apparently I slept poorly last night. my neck has as killer krick in it and I’m generally achy. I’m not the least bit tired though so maybe I just slept too heavy. Either way, I’m paying for it today.

I was really looking forward to the final episode of Joe Schmo Show last night but it was pushed to next week, always next week. Damnit. I made diggity-damn sure to watch last week’s episode on Monday because I forgot to watch it last Tuesday, but then last night they showed the same episode again. So now I have to wait until next week to see if they actually pay him $100,000 for a week’s worth of Television and to be the butt of a huge practical joke.


So what the fuck is up with all these promotional offers to get people on a new service or subscription (i.e.: cable internet, DISH network, cell phone plans, etc.) and not giving a little out to the long time members. I’ve been using my cable internet provider for a long time, and I’ve been with them through good times and bad, outages and slowdowns and disruptions in service. Today I get this flyer in the mail saying if I subscribe to my internet provider, I can get a free xbox live starter kit and two months of service free. What do I get as a long time service subscirber? Another bill. What the fuck is that.

Categories
LiveJournal Archives

Quiz Time

I hate posting Quizes, really I do. Sometimes though, they’re too cool to keep to myself. Other times, the results have been sitting on my desktop for so long, I just need to clean out my files. This is one of the later times.

Categories
LiveJournal Archives
Categories
LiveJournal Archives

Protected:

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below: