I have a job that is relaxed enough that I could write, and I am stationed in front of a computer all day, but the environment just isn’t right.
I put out 1000+ words at work the first two days of NaNo and failed to get a single one out before coming home since then.
Then you should move to Spain and start drinking a lot.
I’d chose some place other than Spain, but I totally like the “move some place obscure and be a drunken novelist” bit.
so if you got so much free time to bitch and generally be a smartass, why not show up that fedora fucker and write your own damn nove.?
Maybe I am. Maybe I’ve been putting out 500-700 words a night for a while now and I’m just about to finish it. Maybe its gonna be so good, I have to buy a novelty hat to express just how good it is.
Or I’m reading the paper and eating Cooler Ranch Doritos.
I’m voting for number 2.
“number one, go take a number 2.”
You made the right call. And that was one of the funniest bits on that show ever. Maybe I’ll give up on the Goonies 2 script and dig something out of the old idea file. After the paper.
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You should try to get a job like mine…
I have a job that is relaxed enough that I could write, and I am stationed in front of a computer all day, but the environment just isn’t right.
I put out 1000+ words at work the first two days of NaNo and failed to get a single one out before coming home since then.
Then you should move to Spain and start drinking a lot.
I’d chose some place other than Spain, but I totally like the “move some place obscure and be a drunken novelist” bit.
so if you got so much free time to bitch and generally be a smartass, why not show up that fedora fucker and write your own damn nove.?
Maybe I am. Maybe I’ve been putting out 500-700 words a night for a while now and I’m just about to finish it. Maybe its gonna be so good, I have to buy a novelty hat to express just how good it is.
Or I’m reading the paper and eating Cooler Ranch Doritos.
I’m voting for number 2.
“number one, go take a number 2.”
You made the right call. And that was one of the funniest bits on that show ever. Maybe I’ll give up on the Goonies 2 script and dig something out of the old idea file. After the paper.