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Well if mandroid and peggyblah are doing it, I guess it must be cool.

place an X next the ones you’ve never done.

( ) i’ve never been drunk
(x) i’ve never smoked pot
( ) i’ve never kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) i’ve never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i’ve never crashed a friend’s car
(x) i’ve never been to japan
( ) i’ve never ridden in a taxi
( ) i’ve never had anal sex
( ) i’ve never been in love
( ) i’ve never had sex
( ) i’ve never had sex in public
( ) i’ve never been dumped
(x) i’ve never shoplifted
( ) i’ve never been fired
( ) i’ve never been in a fist fight
(x) i’ve never had a threesome
(x) i’ve never snuck out of my parent’s house
( ) i’ve never been tied up (sexually)
( ) i’ve never been caught masturbating
( ) i’ve never pissed on myself as an adult
(x) i’ve never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) i’ve never been arrested
( ) i’ve never made out with a stranger
( ) i’ve never stolen anything from my job
(x) i’ve never celebrated new years in times square
(x) i’ve never been on a blind date
( ) i’ve never lied to a friend
( ) i’ve never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i’ve never celebrated mardis gras in new orleans
(x) i’ve never been to europe
( ) i’ve never skipped school
(x) i’ve never slept with a co-worker
(x) i’ve never cut myself on purpose
( ) i’ve never had sex at the office
( ) i’ve never been married
(x) i’ve never been divorced
(x) i’ve never had children
( ) i’ve never had sex with more than one person in the same week
( ) i’ve never posed nude
(x) i’ve never passed out drunk
(x) i’ve never gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) i’ve never killed anyone or anything on purpose
( ) i’ve never worked at a job for less than a year
(x) i’ve never purposely gotten someone fired
( ) i’ve never smoked a cigarette
( ) i never set a public place on fire

16 replies on “Well I NEVER”

Yeah, they all make great inspiration, but unfortunately I don’t have the money or the insight to do too much. I keep trying to decide on the “theme” for my computer room/den and it’s not coming to me. It’s almost frustrating. I’m sure I’ll get it eventually.

When you and andrew helped her move out of the ghetto apts to that nice one all by herself.

I think we even hung out once at a baboon show a few years back with her.

have i mentioned lately that my brain is a sieve? it is, if i’ve forgotten to say that this week. i remember helping her move up three or four horrid flights of stairs the day before i went to london, and i remember that my brain was boggled that johnny dufilho was also there helping, but that’s really all i remember from that day.

well, we will just have to hang out at a baboon show again so that i can be like “ohhhhhhhhh! duh!” a whole bunch. 😉 and listen to baboon.

there was a good long time that baboon was the only band i could see or listen to because they didn’t make me cry. it’s hard to cry when you’re pumping your fist in the air and yelling at the top of your lungs!

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