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How do you get up quick in the morning?

Have your wife tell you that it is now thirty five minutes past the time you were supposed to be at work.

I rolled over half asleep as Heather sat up saying “shit.” I was awake enough to realize she’d probably overslept. I asked her what time it was. She replied “8:20.” Of course I’m supposed to be at work at 7:45. I sat bolt upright in bed and shouted “you’re shitting me! It’s 8:20? You’re not serious, are you?” She was just silent, didn’t answer, so to confirm, I grabbed my glasses and looked over at the clock. It was only 7:20. Thank god. I was still “late” for work, but since I schedule myself to be fifteen minutes early every day, it’s not so bad when I’m ten minutes late (or only five minutes early, however you want to look at it).

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