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This Friday
This Friday is outdoor Bollywood movie night – under the stars.
We will be watching Swades. Start time will be Sunset which is predicted to be 8:39 p.m. by the US Naval Observatory.
Bring your chairs, some drinks and an appreciation for singing and dancing in a language you can’t hope to understand!
I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but I decided, fuck that, I’ll just get a tan instead.
Pirates stole my evening
I was supposed to go to the new Pirates of the Caribbean this evening, I was even instrumental in setting it up so we could get all our friends to go together. But then we got a call from one of the people going and they said the movie was selling out fast. Needless to say, by the time we tried to buy tickets, they were all sold out and everyone is going but Heather and I.
We’re going to go tomorrow instead – but I’m still sad we don’t get to go with who we had planned to go with.
I woke up this morning smelling like IHOP: all mapely and scented with aromatic meats.
oh and Gangsta Lean + New Beetle = Lame.
Wow, talk about bizarre.
So last night I had this wierd dream that I had to convince a TV production company to hire a displaced Indian national living under an assumed name because he was one of the greatest film producers in Bollywood history, and that it was no concern that he had changed his name and was hiding out in the United States.