K. Close III

Apparenlty, I act 28 years old

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 | LiveJournal Archives

That doesn’t really phase me, though.

— How old do you act? —-
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I always do my homework/work. (even though I may not do all the reading)
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers.
Total: 5

[x] I show up for school/work every day, unless I’m sick. (heck, I hardly ever get sick, and when I do, I feel guilty for not being at work or school)
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. (well, I try, but I tend to lose it)
[ ] I’ve never gotten a detention.
[ ] I’ve watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all. (I’ve watched talk shows, but only for the sheer entertainment value of seeing the worst this country has to offer)
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week. (week? try day)
Total: 4

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish. (and german, sometimes japanese, and definitely ASL)
[x] When I say I’m going to do something, I do it. (unless I’m lying or I flat-out forget)
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can wash a car.
[x] I can make adults laugh… without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] most of the time I pay attention at school.
Total: 9

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up. (is that a hard word to spell? is this a trick question?)
[x] I clean up my own mess sometimes.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee. (its not the first thing)
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don’t need. (but its really hard, I’m pretty impulsive)
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] Most of the time I listen to my elders.
[x] I can type fast. (thanks to MUDding)
Total: 7

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (I actually don’t believe this)
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[ ]People have said that I act/look older than I am.
Total: 3

Now add up how many x’s you have and put “I act X years old” in the subject line.

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