Am I Spoiled?

Stolen from trenthamfamily

If you can say that you’ve got 40 or more items on this list, you’re considered spoiled.

Do you have:

(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
(4) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
(5) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(6) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(7) DVD player in bedroom
(8) at least a hundred DVDs
(9) a childfree bathroom (all my bathrooms are child free)
(10) your own in-house office
( )a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(11) a working dishwasher
(12) an icemaker
(13) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(14) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) (no fair, I’m an artist, we trade work!)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(15) a multi-speed bike
(16) a gym membership (all UNT students are members)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(17) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(18) a yard
(19) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(20) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards) (but they all have way too high of a balance)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
(21) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (I bless my parents every day for this)

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you (i.e.: taxis)
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(22) traveled out of the country
(23) met a celebrity (celebrities in the art world)
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(24) been to New York (Not the city, and I assume this is what they mean)
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(25) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
(26) go to another country for your honeymoon
(27) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (but that was a huge mistake)
(28) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

28: I guess I’m a little spoiled, I know my parents really worked to make my life and my brother’s happy and well rounded.

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