Pick the month you were born in

1—-I slapped
2—-I ran away with
3—-I had sex with
4—-I destroyed
5—-I enjoyed a tasty
6—-I really like
7—-I have fantasies about
8—-I fondled
9—-I cuddled with
10—I threw
11—I molested
12—I ran headfirst into

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01——a hippo
02——a homosexual
03——an Easter egg
04——a pine tree
05——an A&F model
06——a toothbrush
07——Britney Spears
08——Ashley Parker Angel
09——a blind man wearing sunglasses
10——a cucumber
11——a chocobo
12——Paris Hilton
13——your mom
14——a lesbian
15——an overweight Asian woman
16——a car air freshener
17——a dryer
18——Ryan Gosling
19——a swing at the park
20——an orange
21——Dime bag Darrell
22——a glass bowl
23——a whore
24——a pickle
25——a hamburger
26——a thanksgiving turkey
27——a homeless guy
28——a bottle of jager
29——a Mexican
30——a condom
31——a box of chocolates

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White— Because I’m pregnant
Black—-Because I do what I want
Pink—–Because I have amazing boobs
Red—–Because I love the ganja
Blue—-Because that’s how I roll
Green—-Because I’m in love
Purple—-Because I can… bitch
Gray—–Because I was wasted
Other—–Because I am dying
Polka Dot—–Because I was drugged

Philip Glass – Koyaanisqatsi – Scrubs (Unofficial Soundtrack)