We just had a brief summer shower and it has resulted in two dramatic changes on campus.
1) It is now so hot out there that I literally burst into sweat the second I walked out the door – and if you’ve never seen me, I’m a fairly lightweight individual who is not prone to instant and profuse sweat.
2) The previously obnoxious smell of bird shit on campus has become completely overwhelming and incapacitating. In all the years I’ve been on campus, I don’t think the bird shit has ever been quite this bad. It really is horrendous and quite a negative impression to give to new and prospective students. Who wants to go to a school that is covered in and smells so much like bird shit.
Welcome to good ol’ bird shitty UNT. Where are colors are Green and White, with that little black spot in the middle.
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Ugh! I remember that all too well. I work at UT Southwestern now and there’s a huge nest of those big African white herrings, or whatever they are. Anyway, when it is rainy, this wet bird stench wafts across the south campus and it is seriously nausea inducing. They’re pretty to look at, but they crap all over the place and they’re just smelly and gross.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Okay, sure, it’s gross, but this was the funniest thing I have read in weeks!
Then I have succeeded!