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IN spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN get your own toilet
AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON..they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT can’t even speak with your family.

IN PRISON..the taxpayers pay all the expenses with no work required.
AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK..they are called managers!!!!!

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