Archive for March 2nd, 2004
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004 | LiveJournal Archives | 8 Comments
Well, the official photo gallery from OwlCon has been posted, and of the four of us that went, I’m the only one that even came close to being in a photo… Can you guess which one I am?
EVER MIX THE TWO UP?
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004 | LiveJournal Archives | 3 Comments
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.
IN PRISON..you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK..you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK..you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON..you get your own toilet
AT WORK..you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON..they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK..you can’t even speak with your family.
IN PRISON..the taxpayers pay all the expenses with no work required.
AT WORK..you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK..you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON..you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK..they are called managers!!!!!
